Who I am:

My name is Roy Hunter, my website address is: https://royhunter.co.uk.

What personal data I collect and why I collect it:

Comments:

You cannot leave comments on this site.

Media:

You cannot upload media to this site.

Contact forms:

There is no contact form on this site.

Cookies:

This website leaves functional cookies on your device that display the photo of my wellies correctly on your device. These cookies are not available to me, as far as I know.

Embedded content from other websites:

The wellies photo is local to this domain.

The email address assaociated with this domain name forwards to Gmail, provided by Google. If you do not know where to find Google’s Privacy Statement, who are you and why are you on the internet?

WordPress and Gravatar might recognise you if you are logged into a browser using either service. AFAIK, I am not processing this information, and even if I am inadvertently, I don’t care and I don’t want to know.

Analytics:

I do not use any analytics packages – I do not care how many people visit this website or why.

Who I share your data with:

tl;dr – no-one

How long I retain your data:

I do not have any of your data to retain.

What rights you have over your data:

You have the right:

  • to restrict processing of your personal data;
  • to rectification or correction of your personal data;
  • to object to processing of your personal data;
  • of erasure of personal data (also referred to the right to be forgotten);
  • not to be subject to a decision based solely on automated processing or profiling;
  • to transfer your personal data (also referred to as the right of portability)
  • to withdraw your consent to processing your personal data; and
  • of access to your personal data.

…despite the fact that I do not have any of your personal data.

Where I send your data:

Visitor comments are not allowed and are therefore not checked through an automated spam detection service.

Your contact information:

Keep it. I don’t want it. There is no way to give it to me on this website.

Additional information:

I sometimes experiment with bits of PHP, Javascript, jQuery and CSS code in the back-end of this website. It is either hidden or password protected. You are not welcome, I reserve all rights, and bugger off and mind your own business. You may, however, look at my wellies.

How I protect your data:

I use Let’s Encrypt to ensure you have a secure connection to a site you cannot log into or leave comments on. Hardcore. I value the security of my wellies photo.

What data breach procedures I have in place:

If a data breach occurs in my website:

1 – I will eat my hat. I have no data of yours to breach. I will not eat my wellies.

2 – I will publish it on the front page of my website in perpetuity. Along with my wellies.

What third parties I receive data from:

As far as I know, no-one. You might be referred here by a social media site (no idea why, it’s a photo of some wellies for goodness sake), or from my email address (the primary reason for this domain name). I am not aware of , do not retain, nor am I interested in, any data I receive from third parties.

What automated decision making and / or profiling I do with user data:

None. I have made a human decision that I want nothing to do with your personal data.

Industry regulatory disclosure requirements:

None. I’m not very industrious, TBH.